The Shtoopy Blog

10 Things About You People Don’t Really Expect

1. I have low self esteem: I usually try to present myself in the most positive and upbeat manner, but in all honesty I don’t think very highly of myself and usually don’t think other people do either.
2. Multiple Britney Spears songs memorized: Up until Toxic, basically anything that they played on radio Disney was something that ended up getting burned into my brain.
3. Know all the songs in The Sound of Music: When I was younger my mom would force the whole family to watch The Sound of Music with her on birthday every year.  No matter how hard I tried to prevent it from happening I eventually had all of the songs from that movie branded into my mind right next to the Britney Spears songs.
4. When I first went to college I wanted to join a frat: But keep in mind that most of my idea of what fraternities were before this was from Animal House.  I wanted to be in my very own animal house, but when I saw that all of the frats were filled with popped collar douche bags drinking natty lite I quickly lost interest.
5. I will never get a Prince Albert: A group of my friends one day decided that out of their whole circle of friends I was most likely to get a Prince Albert.  I guess I should see this as a good thing because it likely means that if any kind of sexual secret about myself got out it likely wouldn’t change the way they thought of me.  But I honestly find this kind of insulting.
6. I can’t think of anything else: I tend to be an open book.